"U.K. Soldiers Serving in War to Get Germ-Fighting Underwear"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 18

Wouldn't Condoms be easier and more effective?

"Fish Kill Likely Caused by Fishing Operation"--headline, WBAL-TV Web site (Baltimore), Aug. 17

And here I thought it was the breeding operation!  Shazaam!

"Health Tip: Prevent Chemical Poisoning"--headline, HealthDayNews, Aug. 17

Another Shazaam!  WHo would have thunk it?

"Experts Warn of Deafening Growth in Personal Music"--headline, Times (London), Aug. 18

Yea, but who can hear them?

"Leipheimer Tames Rettenbachferner to Take Lead"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 18

This is English?

"Study: Tap Water Poses Little Pregnancy Risk"--headline, MSNBC.com, Aug. 16

Yea, but those Quickies sure skew the results!