Reply By: Içonoçlast

That Crocodile one is Priceless!

--"FBI Eyes Convict Ties in Collar-Bomb Case"--

Not surprisingly the FBI Eyes Convict Laces in Shoe-Bomb Case.

--"Our dessert could become a battlefield with many innocent casualties."--

I know if I had too many desserts I would experience the Battle of the Bulge.

--"Saddam Could Be Executed After First Trial"--

That's like what they said on CNN today when the BTK serial killer went to prison. They said, "... where Dennis Rader will spend the first of his 10 life sentences."

--"Lucille Ball Tops List of Dead Celebs"--
--I hear that some celebs are just dying to make the list.--

'GROANS
Doc, you gots some 'splaining to do.

--"Our dessert could become a battlefield with many innocent casualties."-- I know if I had too many desserts I would experience the Battle of the Bulge.

Damn that was an obvious one!  I dont see how I missed it.

--"Lucille Ball Tops List of Dead Celebs"-- --I hear that some celebs are just dying to make the list.-- 'GROANS Doc, you gots some 'splaining to do.

Forgive me, I just could not resist that one. ;-(