Daily Dose of Wierd and Whacky

Headlines and such

Published on August 14, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

Suggested campaign slogan for Mrs. Clinton: "Vote for me, my husband eluded prison!"

IN her fight against Janet Piro. Gotta love those campaign directors!

"Spears 'Had Nothing to Do With' Paparazzi Shooting"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 8

Last I checked, bullets have a lot to dow with shootings.

"Nonsmokers Can Be Cancer Victims, Too"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 10

You dont say! Shazam! Well gorilee!

"Joe Wilson Getting Bored With No-Longer-Covert Wife"--headline, Onion, Aug. 10

Hey, if my wife decided to not be covert, I would have a problem too!

"Iran Removes Seals at Nuclear Site"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 10

PETA rejoices!

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