Daily Dose of Wierd and Whacky headlines

Weekend Laughter for those so inclined

Published on August 13, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"South Dakota Fossil Yields New Dinosaur Species"--headline, Reuters, May 2

They really should not talk about their old people that way.

"Mime Plan's Language Draws Offense"--headline, Boston Globe, May 3

Did he give them the finger?

"Concessions Urged As Nuclear Fears Rise"--headline, Associated Press, May 2

Red hots! Get your red hots here! Red hots!

"Democratic Pollster: We Don't Stand for Anything"--headline, NewsMax.com, Aug. 3

Must be a lot of sore tails if they are always seated.

"Amphibious Vehicles May Not Be Suited for Deserts"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, Aug. 4

It is just a guess, but perhaps because there is no water?

"Scan Finds Mummy Between 4 and 6 Years Old"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 3

Ok, who is still creating mummys. A show of hands please.

"Mozilla Creates Profit Arm: It Will Promote, Polish Products"--headline, San Jose Mercury News, Aug. 3

Now that is discrimination! What about German or Italian products?

Comments

Ionolast

on Aug 13, 2005

I guess that's supposed to be "ditch" fire.

Dr Guy

on Aug 13, 2005

ROFL! That last one is priceless! Guess it was a conference of a bunch of boobs!

uDigItTheMost

on Aug 15, 2005

--"South Dakota Fossil Yields New Dinosaur Species"--

Bob Dole does Viagra ads but George McGovern yields new species.

--"Mime Plan's Language Draws Offense"--

If you had to walk against the wind all day you'll use offensive language, too.

--"Concessions Urged As Nuclear Fears Rise"--

I know when I have nuclear fears I crave a $5 hotdog and a $7 beer.

--"Scan Finds Mummy Between 4 and 6 Years Old"--

I thought teen pregnancy was out of control now we have a pre-school mummy?

Dr Guy

on Aug 16, 2005

Reply By: uDigItTheMost

The last one is the best, but all are good!

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