Ladies of JU, Rejoice!

Mars has heard you, and is responding!

Published on August 4, 2005 By Dr Guy In Current Events

That is right all you ladies. Mars is going to upsize the M&M and come out with adult colors! (Since Eggshell is not the same as Ecru, I guess that means the colors will conform to the female color spectrum).

Yes, now the M&M guys are going to be 55% bigger! More chocolate in every bite! And still guaranteed to melt in your mouth, not in your hands!

So take a deep breath, let out a sigh of release, and enjoy the joys of chocolate, adult version!

Comments (Page 1)

Dr Guy

on Aug 04, 2005

The new M&M's are available in milk chocolate and peanut varieties and come with an "adult-oriented" color scheme that includes teal, beige, maroon, gold, brown and blue-gray.

See? They have to be female! What guy would know what half those colors are????????

just john

on Aug 04, 2005

The new megas are great. I have been getting them from someone who knows someone on the inside. They are available for sale now though in our area. My wife got them at ... blech ... Walmart.

Dr Guy

on Aug 04, 2005

The new megas are great. I have been getting them from someone who knows someone on the inside. They are available for sale now though in our area. My wife got them at ... blech ... Walmart.

Someone has a happy wife!

Dusk411

on Aug 04, 2005

I saw those at a Farmer Jack. The ultimate piece of chocolate. I had to do a double take. I didn't believe it was a M&M candy.

island_gurl12

on Aug 04, 2005

Coooooooool!!!!!

Manopeace

on Aug 04, 2005

M&M's are not available here

Dr Guy

on Aug 04, 2005

I saw those at a Farmer Jack. The ultimate piece of chocolate. I had to do a double take. I didn't believe it was a M&M candy.

Believe! It is the ultimate seducer of women for the men who have them!

Dr Guy

on Aug 04, 2005

Coooooooool!!!!!

As soon as they become available, I will send you a care package. Altho you might want to ask just John as he seems to have a source already!

Dr Guy

on Aug 04, 2005

M&M's are not available here

And you are not a lady! "That woman is no lady, she is my wife!"

I will send you some when they come out. Or ask Just John!

bakerstreet

on Aug 04, 2005

Ah, metrosexual M&Ms. Just what we need. God help us when they start dandying up our hotdogs and polish sausage. Thousands will choke on the little rubber rings...

Dr Guy

on Aug 04, 2005

Ah, metrosexual M&Ms. Just what we need. God help us when they start dandying up our hotdogs and polish sausage. Thousands will choke on the little rubber rings...

Whatttttt??????????

Let them keep the M&Ms The dogs and sausages are off limits!

Manopeace

on Aug 04, 2005

I will send you some when they come out. Or ask Just John!

Dunno JJ too well... I'm gonna count on you!

Dr Guy

on Aug 04, 2005

Dunno JJ too well... I'm gonna count on you!

I will know when the are available. My wife will buy them!

Manopeace

on Aug 04, 2005

My wife will buy them!

Bless her!

Moderateman

on Aug 04, 2005

Yes, now the M&M guys are going to be 55% bigger

so me and masonm are going to be 55% BIGGER?

wow look out ladies I will have a full 2 incher now,

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