"Having more than one nomination could have made things harder, or easier."--Sen. Charles Schumer (D., N.Y.), July 14

Way to be decisive!

"Muslim Support for bin Laden Drops"--headline, CBSNews.com, July 14

Maybe he should get an Athletic supporter then

"New London Bombing Arrest: Report"--headline, Daily Telegraph (Australia), July 14

Boy!  They must really hate that Emminent Domain SCOTUS Ruling!

"Experts in 2005 predict that Alabama will have had a black governor by 2055, but say little else is likely to change dramatically, though all said it's impossible to predict what would happen in the next 50 years."--Huntsville (Ala.) Times, July 24

If it is impossible to predict, why are they predicting?

"Howard Dean Will Be in Park Today"--headline, Idaho Statesman (Boise), July 15

Instead of overdrive?

"Weed Discovery Brings Calls for GM Ban"--headline, Guardian (London), July 26

Ford and Chrysler copped a plea.

"Norman Shoots 76 at Senior British Open"--headline, Associated Press, July 21

Those Normans cant get over the fact they lost to the Anglo Saxons I guess!

"Postmen who were dive-bombed by a flock of seagulls have been replaced after it was found that female staff on the same delivery round were able to do their job unharmed."--Times (London), July 27

Feminist Sea Gulls?

"PC Who Downloaded Child Porn Is Jailed"--headline, Guardian (London), July 30

I guess they lock up cars used in the getaway of robberies as well.