A week ago, Bakerstreet reported, humorously, that Hillary Clinton got morals!
http://bakerstreet.joeuser.com/index.asp?aid=81215
She was outraged and was demanding that we pass a law. Why? Because a popular video game had a hack to it that would allow some very racy sexcapades! Never mind the game itself is nothing but a gore fest designed to teach the player how to kill people and avoid arrest! No, this mod would allow the end user to have cybersex on their game! Shock!
Call in the gestapo! Call in the thought police! Stamp out Sex (but Keep Abortion the number one option for birth control!).
Well, before she could push one bill through the senate (Has she sponsored any bills yet?), guess what happened on the way to the Coliseum? Yep! The Gaming industry upped the rating of the game to M (for Mature) and SHOCK! Circuit City, the number 2 electronics retailer in the US, has pulled it from their shelves.
Why? Because of a COMPANY policy that does not allow any M game to be sold.
What do you mean Josephine? You mean the industry just policed itself? You mean a major RETAILER just pulled it from their shelves? You mean they did this in spite of no law being passed? They did it on their OWN???????
Why I am mortified! I am beyond words! How could they do this when the grand and benevolent government did not pass another stupid law to protect ourselves from ourselves? This must be IMPOSSIBLE!
Sad but true. Shrillary's faked indignation and outrage was for naught (but then when does she have any real emotions?). The problem is no more. The problem corrected itself. And all without a single abusive law being passed.
Shrillary, go back to procuring concubines for Bill. That was all you were ever good at anyway.