Just after posting this article:
JoeUser... I come before you on a matter of grave import. I come to speak to an issue that threatens the very fabric of our little Universe, our sacred corner of the great Information Superhighway. This is a disease of the mind, one that is highly contagous and is slowly eating away at the moral and intellectual fiber of this great place.
JU went dark for days! While the Team of Wonder Karma, Cordelia Underdog, and her faithful companion Kator (formerly of the green hornet), and their mysterious leader, Frogboy worked hard and long well into the wee hours of the weekend and then the next week to correct this problem, the above poster, having performed a hystericalectomy on JU had brought it to his knees!
He did not even use a sterile scalpel! But instead a rusty old saw!
For almost a week, the citizens of JUville were reduced to the barbaric state of emails and du.org for their daily fix!
For this crime, we should sentence the interloper to 1000 handshakes of a buzzer, 250 whoopee cushions, 5 false mustaches and glasses, and 2 rubber chickens!
Yea, he has wrought grievous harm on the mild mannered citizens of JUville, and should be made to sit through 168 straight hours of the CURRENT SNL!
Be forewarned! Next time you attempt a laughectomy without anesthesia, you will pay with your funny bone! We are a peaceful people, but can be pushed to insane laughter should you crash this peaceful enclave again, you dastardly uno!
Now returning you to your normal JU insanity.