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Published on July 21, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Hurricane Emily Wrecks Havoc in Mexico" - Associate Press, Tuesday, July 19, 2005

See? Some Hurricans can do good. Havoc is now wrecked in Mexico!

"London Bombing Briefs"--headline, Olympian (Olympia, Wash.), July 12

British switching to boxers.

"Death Less Painful for the Rich"--headline, LiveScience.com, July 8

Are they less dead as well?

"Judge Condemns Interior Department"--headline, Associated Press, July 12

New Shopping Mall to be built in its place.

"New Study: 16% of Studies contradicted by Studies"-- StarTribune, July 13, 2005

Did it contradict itself?

"Most Unaware They Have West Nile"--headline, London (Ontario) Free Press, July 13

Egypt however, knows it has it!

"White House to Ask for Yet More Vet Care"--headline, Associated Press, July 12

Bush Dogs are seriously ill!

Comments

Texas Wahine

on Jul 21, 2005

"New Study: 16% of Studies contradicted by Studies"-- StarTribune, July 13, 2005

Did it contradict itself?

I think these are some of your best yet!

Dr Guy

on Jul 23, 2005

think these are some of your best yet!

Why thank you Miz Wahine.

uDigItTheMost

on Jul 23, 2005

--"Hurricane Emily Wrecks Havoc in Mexico"--
I think havoc in Mexico is hammock. I read a headline that said,"Hurricane Emily Wrecks Mayor's Comic" but after reading more turned out to be his Honda Civic.

__"Judge Condemns Interior Department"--
Reminds me of the time Jessica Simpson visited the White House and after admiring all the rooms said, "Tell the Secretary of the Interior that he did a great job"

--"New Study:16% of Studies contradicted by Studies"--
That's an instant Hall of Fame headline.

Even though I had to re-read
it 3 times.

--"White House to Ask for Yet More Vet Care"--
Why? Hillary and Chelsea aren't there no more.

--"Most Unaware They Have West Nile"--
--Egypt however,knows they have it!--
yes, but some Egyptians are in De Nile.

Well I tried, Doc and I think mine were an astounding "deferred success".

Dr Guy

on Jul 27, 2005

Reply By: uDigItTheMost

Great again! The interior was priceless and the last pure wit!

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