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Published on July 14, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Climate Scientists Fear Fudge at G8 Meeting"--headline, NewScientist.com, July 5

But no doubts about Peanut Butter.

"Japan Tries to Make Condoms Fun"--headline, Agence France-Presse, July 5

I thought Condoms were FOR FUN?!?!?!?!

"Democrats Seek Court Nominee With 'Big Heart' "--headline, Reuters, July 9, 2005

"Daughter: Saddam 'Had a Big Heart' "--headline, CNN.com, Aug. 2, 2003

So are Democrats looking for Saddam for the SCOTUS?

"N. Korea Agrees to Nuke Talks"--headline, Washington Times, July 10

Well, they did warn us they would use their Nukes!

"Reading Police Shoot Suspect During Chase"--headline, WGAL-TV Web site (Lancaster, Pa.), July 8

Educators are getting serious about why Johnny Cant read!

"Hurricane Dennis Swipes Florida Keys"--headline, Associated Press, July 9

Is Jeb Bush going to change the locks?

Comments

Dr Guy

on Jul 14, 2005

Waiting for uDigIt to come up with better comebacks!

island_gurl12

on Jul 14, 2005

"Japan Tries to Make Condoms Fun"--headline, Agence France-Presse, July 5

I thought Condoms were FOR FUN?!?!?!?!

Hehe! That's crazy! I wonder what they did to make them more fun though...

Dr Guy

on Jul 15, 2005

Hehe! That's crazy! I wonder what they did to make them more fun though...

Knowing the Japanese, they will automate the little suckers!

foreverserenity

on Jul 15, 2005

"N. Korea Agrees to Nuke Talks"--headline, Washington Times, July 10Well, they did warn us they would use their Nukes!"Reading Police Shoot Suspect During Chase"--headline, WGAL-TV Web site (Lancaster, Pa.), July 8Educators are getting serious about why Johnny Cant read!"Hurricane Dennis Swipes Florida Keys"--headline, Associated Press, July 9Is Jeb Bush going to change the locks?

! That's some good stuff!

Dr Guy

on Jul 16, 2005

That's some good stuff!

Thank you! From my best fan!

uDigItTheMost

on Jul 16, 2005

---Waiting for uDigIt to come up with better comebacks!---
thanks, Doc but you do just fine I always like your witty remarks

---Thank you! From my best fan!---
I thought I was your best fan.

I have some comments now, Doc .. not better ones just different ones.

---"Climate Scientists Fear Fudge at G8 Meeting"---
I wonder if they fear Judy Blume too.(for readers of children's books)

---"Japan Tries to Make Condoms Fun"---
They put a radio in them. So they can make sweet music together.(very weak)

---"Reading Police Shoot Suspect During Chase"---
Isn't it ironic the suspect is now free .. they didn't READ him his rights.

okay they're getting weaker so I'll stop.

Dr Guy

on Jul 18, 2005

okay they're getting weaker so I'll stop.

No, they are good. As the father of 4, I got the Judy Blume one too!

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