I pick o Editors a lot, so it is only fair that some of the non-editors get their day in the ummm,,,,errrr,...Sun?

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

Boneless?

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer

Good thing Death is not serious!

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time." - Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

Mugged beaten and assaulted yes, shot no.

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails." - AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

I would worry about having sex with him if I was his wife!

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach

"The Internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

And then there is AOL.

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

She is cute and she can sing.  No one ever said a brain was required.