Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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Published on June 24, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Mares Picked to Manage Human Services Programs"--headline, Mail Tribune (Medford, Ore.), June 21

Just my Opinion, but wouldn't people know more than horses about Humans?

"North Korean Leader Demands 'Respect' Before Committing to New Round of Nuclear Talks"--headline, Global Security Newswire, June 20

Queen of Sould to give Crash Course in R-E-S-P-E-C-T (that's what it means to me).

"Man Shot at Federal Courthouse in Seattle"--headline, Reuters, June 20

Did he hit it?

"Police Kill Man With Dud Grenade at Court"--headline, Associated Press, June 21

Did they scare him to death, or beat him over the head with it?

"Over 30 Dead in Baghdad Bombs After Brussels Talks"--headline, Reuters, June 23

Loose lips sink ships.

"Senator Bill Nelson to Speak in Tarpon"--headline, St. Petersburg Times, June 23

How many other languages does he speak?

"Chinese Defector Gets Temporary Stay in Oz"--headline, United Press International, June 22

Was that via Kansas?

"Claude Organ, Acclaimed Surgeon, Dies"--headline, Oakland Tribune, June 22

Tiger's revenge strikes again!

Comments

uDigItTheMost

on Jun 25, 2005

I must be tired 'cause when I read those headlines I said to myself,"where does he get those?" then a second later I was like,"oh yeah it says it right there". As you can see I may need sleep.

In the town I used to live in they would describe each part of town. For example there was North Side, Old West End, West End, East Side and South End. One year the newspaper actually had this headline:'Man Shot in South End Area' Damn I bet that hurt.

Oh btw in the headline about the mares. At least they have moved up to horses usually it ASSES that run Human Service Programs.

Dr Guy

on Jun 26, 2005

One year the newspaper actually had this headline:'Man Shot in South End Area' Damn I bet that hurt.

! I would have loved that one!

Oh btw in the headline about the mares. At least they have moved up to horses usually it ASSES that run Human Service Programs

I had not thought of that one! Damn good!

island_gurl12

on Jun 27, 2005

"Man Shot at Federal Courthouse in Seattle"--headline, Reuters, June 20

Did he hit it?

Heehee!!

MasonM

on Jun 27, 2005

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