"White House Rejects Call for Iraq Withdrawal"--headline, AFX (Agence France-Presse financial wire), June 13

There are rejects in the White House calling for an Iraq Withdrawal?  Perhaps they should read "Punctuation is our friend"

"Bin Laden Not Believed in Afghanistan"--headline, Associated Press, June 16

War on Terror working!  Bin Laden not believed in a lot of places now!

"U.N. Probe: Blast Killed Lebanon's Hariri"--headline, Associated Press, June 17

Who said the UN was good for nothing?

"Man, Son Indicted in Terrorism Case"--headline, Washington Post, June 17

I thought he was already in prison for the Tate LaBianca murders? (At least they read the book!  See above).

"Chronic Insomnia Baffles Sleeping Experts"--headline, Associated Press, June 15

Maybe some NoDoze and Coffee would help the Experts stay awake?

"Undetectable Waves Detected"--headline, LiveScience.com, June 14

If they were undetectable, how were they detected?