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Headlines

Published on June 21, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"White House Rejects Call for Iraq Withdrawal"--headline, AFX (Agence France-Presse financial wire), June 13

There are rejects in the White House calling for an Iraq Withdrawal? Perhaps they should read "Punctuation is our friend"

"Bin Laden Not Believed in Afghanistan"--headline, Associated Press, June 16

War on Terror working! Bin Laden not believed in a lot of places now!

"U.N. Probe: Blast Killed Lebanon's Hariri"--headline, Associated Press, June 17

Who said the UN was good for nothing?

"Man, Son Indicted in Terrorism Case"--headline, Washington Post, June 17

I thought he was already in prison for the Tate LaBianca murders? (At least they read the book! See above).

"Chronic Insomnia Baffles Sleeping Experts"--headline, Associated Press, June 15

Maybe some NoDoze and Coffee would help the Experts stay awake?

"Undetectable Waves Detected"--headline, LiveScience.com, June 14

If they were undetectable, how were they detected?

Comments

foreverserenity

on Jun 21, 2005

"Undetectable Waves Detected"--headline, LiveScience.com, June 14
If they were undetectable, how were they detected?

Good one!

ParaTed2k

on Jun 21, 2005

Chronic Insomnia Baffles Sleeping Experts"--headline, Associated Press, June 15

Maybe they should just sleep on it! ;~D

Dr Guy

on Jun 22, 2005

Good one!

I used my invisibility cloak to find that one!

Dr Guy

on Jun 22, 2005

Maybe they should just sleep on it! ;~D

It sounds like they have been doing too much of that.

MasonM

on Jun 22, 2005

"Undetectable Waves Detected"--headline, LiveScience.com, June 14

I guess basic literacy isn't a requirement for writing/editing LiveScience.com. This has to be one of the most meaningless headlines I've seen in a long time.

Dr Guy

on Jun 22, 2005

I guess basic literacy isn't a requirement for writing/editing LiveScience.com. This has to be one of the most meaningless headlines I've seen in a long time.

But it was good for a laugh!

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