"Boy's Death Moves City Panel to Favor Required Neutering"--headline, San Francisco Chronicle, June 10

Isn't it kind of late for neutering now?

"Rare Bomb Explosions Kill Nine in Iran"--headline, Associated Press, June 12

Morale?  Leave bomb collecting to the experts!

"Experts See Rage in Brutal Murder"--headline, Home News Tribune (East Brunswick, N.J.), June 12

Rage?  I would say there was some hatred as well!

"Experts Try to Open Doors for Stem Cells"--headline, Houston Chronicle, June 13

They should try ladies first.  They are more mobile.

"Kansas Panel Pulls License From Doctor"--headline, Columbia (Mo.) Daily Tribune, June 12

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

"Abbott, Costello Back Asylum for Chen"--headline, Sydney Morning Herald, June 10

Who's on First?

"Roach Named to Supreme Court"--headline, Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader, June 11

They could have named a higher life form!  Who wants to take rulings from a roach?

"Lonely Galaxies Appear Blue"--headline, Space.com, June 13

Well, wouldn't you be sad if you were lonely?

"ACLU Needs to Leave the Boy Scouts Alone"--headline, Decatur (Ala.) Daily, June 14

They should have learned from the Michael Jackson trial!