"Experts: Shark Bit N.J. Teen"--headline, Arizona Daily Star (Tucson), June 9

Gee, was it the shark tooth or the fact the vite took place in the water?  Thank god for experts!

"Cops: Nude Beach Flasher More Aggressive"--headline, Associated Press, June 8

Well, get rid of the sharks, and maybe he will be more passive!

But wait, are they saying there are non nude flashers? "hey lady, wanna see my levis?"

"Meeting With Jewish Group, Pope Stresses Commitment to Good Ties"--headline, Jewish Telegraphic Agency, June 9

There go the Bloomberg fake ties again!  Is everyone using the bloomberg fakes?  What is wrong with a nice ascot?

"Drug Town Signs Coming Down"--headline, RadioIowa.com, June 9

They got to get those signs off of LSD.  It is just wrecking the spelling!