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Published on June 7, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Nixon Knew of Felt Tips"--headline, New York Post, June 2

Bet he knew of ball point pens too!

"Possible Felt Tell-All Has Book World Buzzing"--headline, Los Angeles Times, June 2

What? No Silk Tell all book? If those silk pajamas could talk.........

"A 6-year-old racehorse named Rain, Hail or Shine died in its paddock Wednesday after being struck by lightning."--CBS Sportsline.com, June 1

Moral: Never stop short of completing the name!

Panthers Visit White House - Richmond Times Dispatch, June 6, 2005

Tiger and Lion lobby yells discrimination.

Baril: Tougher Penalty for Killings - Richmond Times Dispatch, June 6, 2005

Death is not good enough for some murderers.

Court Rules against Pot for Sick People - AP, June 6, 2005

Must use bed pans instead.

Comments

on Jun 07, 2005

Here's one you missed from today's CNN headlines...
Paper: Mugabe denies he is dead

but does anyone believe him?

on Jun 07, 2005

Paper: Mugabe denies he is dead

ROFL! I did! Damn! I should read CNN more often!

I wonder if we can get that one under oath?

on Jun 07, 2005

I wonder if we can get that one under oath?

I still don't think I'd believe him

on Jun 07, 2005

Lol! They're all great!!!

I wonder if we can get that one under oath?

I still don't think I'd believe him

Haha!! Crazy!

on Jun 08, 2005

"Court Rules against Pot for Sick People - AP, June 6, 2005

Must use bed pans instead."

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