"Stun Gun Gets Crane Man" ---- Foxnews 05/28/05

Maybe next time, scientist wont be so careless with Genetics!

"GSD [Graduate School of Design] Students Win Tsunami Design Award"--headline, Harvard University press release, May 26

I would think God would win that one hands down.

"Disabled Children Appeal to Putin"--headline, Associated Press, May 26

I hope he just takes them to Diner, and is not MJ East!

Now a Twofer:

"King Fahd of Saudi Arabia Reported Dead"--headline, United Press International, May 27

"Saudi's King Remains Stable in Hospital Today"--headline, Houston Chronicle, May 28

Lazarus 2005!

"White House at Odds With Senate Over China"--headline, WebProNews.com, May 27

You would think they had more important things to discuss than Place settings!

"Army Wants Soldiers to Get Used to Guns"--headline, State (Columbia, S.C.), May 31

But Sarge!  Mom said I would shoot my Eye out!

"Venus Upset by 15-Year-Old Bulgarian"--headline, FoxSports.com, May 28

Jupiter Hates Turks too!

"Alzheimer Victim Sold 11 Organs"--headline, Associated Press, May 27

NOw that is sick!  Taking advantage of the defenseless.  I hope they left his heart.

"Brazilian Killers Blame Game for Murders"--headline, Associated Press, May 31

Hunters dont kill, the hunted causes them to kill!

"Wolves Teach Experts About Global Warming"--headline, USA Today, May 31

I wonder what the muskrats will teach us about?  Hydro Flouro Carbons?