Chicken crossing the road

Published on May 29, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

I thought of filing this under current events as it is one. But this is just too stupid to go there, so I will file it under humor!

A chicken fined for crossing the road? LOL

And the owners won based upon it was a pet, not a fowl!

is this a fowl bawl? Must be!

You know what makes America great?

Court cases like this! For they make us laugh and then realize, laws are stupid!(most of them).

So the Chicken gets off scott free!

Guess I will be eating beef tonight! ROFL!

Comments

Manopeace

on May 29, 2005

Guess I will be eating beef tonight! ROFL!

Better than bratwurst

Dr Guy

on May 29, 2005

Better than bratwurst

Sorry Mano! I know you cannot, but there is no substitute!

Currywurst is pretty good too, but I dont expect that anytime soon in this hot dog country!

Manopeace

on May 29, 2005

but there is no substitute!

sure there is... bagels and lox!

island_gurl12

on May 29, 2005

Haha! So if it was a duck, do you think it would've had to pay a fine?

NJforever

on May 29, 2005

So why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe he was paid by the ACLU to test the law.

island_gurl12

on May 29, 2005

So why did the chicken cross the road?

It was sexually confused

Dr Guy

on May 30, 2005

sure there is... bagels and lox!

Lox is good! I love it. You can keep the bagel tho.

Dr Guy

on May 30, 2005

Haha! So if it was a duck, do you think it would've had to pay a fine?

no, he would have put it on his bill (sorry! could not resist that one. )

Dr Guy

on May 30, 2005

So why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe he was paid by the ACLU to test the law.

ya know, I got to wonder if they would jump in as this is clear discrimination against Farm chickens!

Dr Guy

on May 30, 2005

It was sexually confused

I did not think they were smart enough to know about sex!

Manopeace

on May 30, 2005

I did not think they were smart enough to know about sex!

and people are?

island_gurl12

on May 30, 2005

and people are?

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