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Dont do that!
Published on May 27, 2005 By Dr Guy In Current Events

Ah, yes, perhaps it is poetic justice (if only the 2 groups were one in the same).  What our mothers use to tell us (at least the boys, you ladies will have to speak up to let us know if she told you this as well), seems to be coming true.

Dont Masturbate!  You'll go blind!

While not exactly the same, it appears that Maybe Viagra will make you go blind as well!  The FDA is investing 50 reports of blindness while using the drug (there is no direct link at this point). 

Now for the delicious irony.  Wouldn't it be great if those 50 were convicted sex offenders?

Who says God does not have a sense of humor!


Comments
on May 27, 2005
Well, My mother did.
on May 27, 2005
My moter was a Saint... she would never use the word masturbate... but she had a brother who was an optician...could be the reason why.
on May 27, 2005

My moter was a Saint... she would never use the word masturbate... but she had a brother who was an optician...could be the reason why.

I think your Uncle might be getting a lot more business.

on May 27, 2005