"Snow Leopards Spotted on Top of World"--headline, CNN.com, May 23

I always wondered where they got their spots from.

"Experts Wait for the Bird Flu Jump"--headline, Indian Express, May 23

Is that like a Frog jump Flu?

"S. Africa Woman Killed by Partner Every 6 Hours--Study"--headline, Reuters, May 24

You think after the first couple of times, she would have learned to get a new Partner.

"Karzai to Make Nebraska Stop"--headline, Associated Press, May 25

I did not know it was moving! 

"Shuttle Moved From Launch Pad to Replace Tank"--headline, CNN.com, May 26

Wont that cause the cost of war to Skyrocket?

"Corzine Vows He'll Be Honest if Elected"--headline, WCBS-AM Web site (New York), May 25

He will just lie through his teeth until then!

"Reagan Plan Will Restrict Private Craft"--headline, Washington Times, May 26

Lazarus II?

"Paisley Launches Attack on Clinton"--headline, Irish Voice (New York), May 25

Maybe they are those fake ties that Bloomberg forged.

"Hispanics Build a Solid Base: Immigrants Change Makeup of Construction Crews"--headline and subheadline, Washington Post, May 26

Dont know about your area, but any construction worker wearing makeup around here is shot on sight!