"Hill Not Out of the Woods Yet"--headline, Deseret News (Salt Lake City), May 17

Is this the sequel to the mountain coming to Mohammed?

"Experts Divided on the Impact of Hybrid Cars"--headline, NPR.com, May 17

Half looked the wrong way while crossing the street?

"Trampoline Injuries Jump"--headline, WebMD.com, May 16

Bicycle acidents fall?

"Germans Desperate to Sell France on EU"--headline, Globe and Mail (Toronto), May 20

Someone should tell the Germans they lost the last war!

"LB Johnson Kicked Off Team, Will Transfer"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, May 18

How can a dead president transfer?  And where to, the Republicans?