Daily Dose Of Whacky

Headlines

Published on May 19, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Drug Case Falls Apart Falls Apart"--headline, Minneapolis Star Tribune, May 14

This is your Brain. This is the Editors brain on drugs on drugs on drugs........

"Global Events Influence Grads' Lives"--headline, Tucson Citizen, May 14

They influence non grad lives too!

"50 Cent Avoids Jail Time in Plea Deal"--headline, Associated Press, May 13

I want to get arrested there! Anyone got fitty cents?

"Well Endowed Fish Get the Girls"--headline, LiveScience.com, May 11

I want to know who measures the fish to figure out who the well endowed ones are?????

"Lawmakers Propose Greyhound Racing Ban"--headline, WCVB-TV Web site (Boston), May 16

Now the busses will have to obey the speed limits!

"Backers: We Have Stem Cell Votes"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, May 17

{Note the city} What, they ran out of dead people to vote?

Comments

on May 19, 2005

This is your Brain. This is the Editors brain on drugs on drugs on drugs........

Chillllll duuuuuuuude.....

on May 19, 2005

Funny as usual.

on May 20, 2005

Chillllll duuuuuuuude.....

Guess the editors were sampling some of the evidence.

on May 20, 2005

Funny as usual.

Thanks! Hope it helps to relieve the aches from the 5 miles today!

on May 20, 2005

And the laughter continues....priceless!

on May 20, 2005

And the laughter continues....priceless!

How better to end the week? Doc says Laughter is the best medicine.

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