"Cigars and Women Not Uncommon"--headline, Sun News (Myrtle Beach, S.C.), May 12

They forgot the subheadline - In the Clinton White House.

"Iranians Hold Their Noses as They Pick New President"--headline, Guardian (London), May 13

Maybe they should give him a bath first?

"Rand: Palestinian State Will Need Crack, $7.7 Billion Security System"--headline, WorldTribune.com, May 9

Maybe if they did not buy drugs, they would not need so much for a Security system?

"Darth Vader and Imperial Troops to Storm Paris Boulevard"--headline, Agence France-Presse, May 12

Might as well be Star wars.  Everyone on Earth already has.

"Psych Test for Man Who Skinned Mother"--headline, Expatica.com, May 11

Psych test?  What's after that, A good behaviour one?

"When You Were Born Influences When You Reach the Menopause"--headline, Medical News Today, May 12

Shazaam!  And here I thought it was what you were born as!

"Joke-Telling Genitals Don't Get Free-Speech Protection"--Detroit Free Press, May 12

I guess they will be censoring the Groove tube now! Ok, all you Penii and Vaginas, sit down and shut up!