"Japan Airline Chair to Resign Over Mounting Safety Concerns" -- headline, USA Today, May 9

They let chairs resign in Japan?  I just throw mine in the dump!

"Incumbants Face Many Challanges Come November" -- headline, WKBW-TV Web site (Buffalo, N.Y.), May 9

Yes, and they are called c-h-a-l-l-e-n-g-e-r-s.  That is why it is called a r-a-c-e.

"Good News on Severed Goat Heads: Satan Not Involved"--headline, Reuters, May 10

That may get the devil off the hook ,but I dont think it is good news for the Goats!

"One-Billionth Acre of Biotech Seed Planted"--headline, Associated Press, May 10

Is that what they are calling a thimble full now?

"Sex Researchers Shed Light on Unpopular Sex Acts"--headline, Reuters, May 9

What do we need researchers for that for!  Isnt that what kids do to parents?

http://math.berkeley.edu/people_employment_academic.html

Vice Chair for Faculty Affairs

Wouldn't a bed be more comfortable?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/custom/redeye/chi-050510public,1,4788884.story?ctrack=1&cset=true

"I give her a lot of credit for getting out there and taking advantage of new technology to tell the CTA story. I think it's cool that it comes from the chair's mouth,"

I knew chairs had legs, but a mouth as well? Must be those Japanese chairs that get to resign instead of being junked.