"Researcher: Ethical Journalists Not as Rare as Thought"--headline, Baton Rouge (La.) Advocate, May 4

Can we take them off the endagered species list now?

"Judge Blocks Ex-Prober From Giving Oil-for-Food Docs to Congress" - Foxnews May 10, 2005

They had Proctologist on the Oil for food Panel?

"State Dept. Won't Turn Over Bolton Docs" - Foxnews May 10, 2005

Doctors have rights too you know!

"Being 'No. 3' in al-Qaida a Risky Job"--headline, Associated Press, May 5

Being number 1 and 2 is not too hot either!

"Terrorists Will Keep Targeting Foreigners"--headline, Washington Times, May 6

As opposed to other terrorist?  Drats!

"New Yorkers Want Full Term From Clinton"--headline, Associated Press, May 5

If you cant do the time, dont do the crime!

"Senate OKs Bill Millions of Years in the Making"--headline, Statesman Journal (Salem, Ore.), May 5

We knew congress moved slow, but this slow?

"Tsunami Brings Better Treatment for Thai Stray Dogs"--headline, Reuters, May 5

Only served as main course now, not as appetizers.

"Cats Net Fifth"--headline, Ponca City (Okla.) News, May 4

Drunk pussies littter side walks of major cities!

"Bud Light Dropped From Northwest Flights"--headline, Minneapolis Star Tribune, May 6

Million stand in flight paths awaiting the new manna from heaven!