Daily Dose Of Weird and Whacky

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Published on May 6, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Mime Plan's Language Draws Offense"--headline, Boston Globe, May 3

Did he give the finger?

"Concessions Urged As Nuclear Fears Rise"--headline, Associated Press, May 2

Hot Dogs! Get your red hot Hot dogs here!

"Iraq Swears in New Government; One Christian in New Cabinet"--headline, Assyrian International News Agency, May 3

Maybe the Christian will stop them from swearing in government?

"Study: Africa Worst Place for Moms, Kids"--headline, Associated Press, May 3

But dads are safe.

"Defense: England Oxygen-Deprived at Birth"--headline, Associated Press, May 3

Well, that explains the English. What is the French excuse?

"Rehabilitated Dolphins Released in Fla."--headline, Associated Press, May 3

They did the crime, they paid with time! Glad the corrections department works on some species.

"SUV Crashes Into Pool Moments After Leaving College"--headline, Boston Globe, May 3

Dont they teach SUVs anything in those colleges?

"Close Encounters on Rise as UFOs Seize Imagination of Chinese" -- headline, Agence France-Presse, May 3

NOw how are the billions of Chinese going to imagine things?

Comments (Page 2)

ParaTed2k

on May 09, 2005

Rehabilitated Dolphins Released in Fla."--headline, Associated Press, May 3

They did the crime, they paid with time! Glad the corrections department works on some species.

See, my 4 phase plan for justice even works on Dolphins!!

They released them On Porpoise, just for Dolphin of it! ;~D

TheFazz

on May 09, 2005

These are easy. All I got to do is cut and paste. Editors write all the material!

Heh, yeah, I was just referring to your commentary. I should have made that clearer.

MasonM

on May 09, 2005

They released them On Porpoise, just for Dolphin of it! ;~D

That's just wrong.

Nebraskawoman

on May 09, 2005

Rehabilitated Dolphins Released in Fla."--headline, Associated Press, May 3

They did the crime, they paid with time! Glad the corrections department works on some species.

Boo!

They released them On Porpoise, just for Dolphin of it! ;~D

That is just so bad.

Dr Guy

on May 10, 2005

They released them On Porpoise, just for Dolphin of it! ;~D

Never knew you were so versatile! But your puns........{{groan}}

Dr Guy

on May 10, 2005

Heh, yeah, I was just referring to your commentary. I should have made that clearer.

Well, when you got such first class writers doing the straight lines, the rest is easy! Thanks.

Dr Guy

on May 10, 2005

That is just so bad.

I guess you missed the porpoise?

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