"Mime Plan's Language Draws Offense"--headline, Boston Globe, May 3

Did he give the finger?

"Concessions Urged As Nuclear Fears Rise"--headline, Associated Press, May 2

Hot Dogs!  Get your red hot Hot dogs here!

"Iraq Swears in New Government; One Christian in New Cabinet"--headline, Assyrian International News Agency, May 3

Maybe the Christian will stop them from swearing in government?

"Study: Africa Worst Place for Moms, Kids"--headline, Associated Press, May 3

But dads are safe.

"Defense: England Oxygen-Deprived at Birth"--headline, Associated Press, May 3

Well, that explains the English.  What is the French excuse?

"Rehabilitated Dolphins Released in Fla."--headline, Associated Press, May 3

They did the crime, they paid with time!  Glad the corrections department works on some species.

"SUV Crashes Into Pool Moments After Leaving College"--headline, Boston Globe, May 3

Dont they teach SUVs anything in those colleges?

"Close Encounters on Rise as UFOs Seize Imagination of Chinese" -- headline, Agence France-Presse, May 3

NOw how are the billions of Chinese going to imagine things?