Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
The Doctor is in........
Published on May 5, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Jobless Programmer Gets Poop on Outsourcing"--headline, Houston Chronicle, April 29

I know people are upset about outsourcing, but to poop on them?

"Hillary Clinton Makes Ohio Stop"--headline, Akron Beacon Journal, May 1

That on par with Atlas Shrugging!  She may not be smart, but she sure is strong!

"Little Room for Sex Offenders"--headline, Orlando Sentinel, April 30

Political Correctness gone wild!  We use to call them jail cells!

"Researchers Locate Lost Fishing Nets"--headline, Associated Press, April 29

I think they have too much time on their hands!

"Nurses Rally For New Contract At Mount Sinai"--headline, NY1.com (New York), April 29

Too Late.  Moses already got it.

"Woodpecker Thought Extinct Rediscovered in Ark."--headline, Arizona Republic, April 29

Noah should have checked it all out before disembarking!

"High Schools Hope Education Is the Answer"--headline, Press Democrat (Santa Rosa, Calif.), May 1

Hopes?  I thought that was their JOB.

Golf club operating "fine" after fire  - Richmond Times Dispatch, May 3, 2005

See how useful those Titanium clubs are?  They dont burn!


Comments
on May 05, 2005
where do you get these? man some of these mistakes are to funny. thanx for the giggles.
on May 05, 2005
I persue several on-line news sources - NY Times, Washpost, Sacbee, Kansas Star, RTD, etc.  I just grab the ones that can be taken 2 ways!  It is a nice release for me with all the hot politics going around.
on May 06, 2005
Pooping on Outsourcing - hee, hee....Moses already got to Mount Sinai -funny! That high school comment is good too!
on May 06, 2005

Pooping on Outsourcing - hee, hee....Moses already got to Mount Sinai -funny! That high school comment is good too!

The Poop one was actually about a guy whose job was outsourced, and he started a business cleaning dog poop off of yards of customers.  Making pretty good money too!  But of course that is not what they headline said!