Hi, My name is Guy, and I am a points whore {Hi Guy}

I have sacraficed my content for points on my Blog {No way}

I have slavishly succumbed to sucking up to the populart sites! {Ghast}

I am a points whore {Amen brother!}

yes, I have succumbed to that evil addiction of points! {say it again!}

And I am ready to throw this demon off! {yea brother}

I have seen the depravation that becomes those so addicted! {Say it again, yea brother!}

And I am ashamed! {amen!}

I will not be a slave to a point whoring evil blood sucking beast again! {Amen!}

yea, tho I walk throug the valley of shadows, I will fear no evil! {Amen!}

For I am the baddest asshole there! {Gasp!}

hehehehehe!  Take that you slow points whores!