"Syrian Intelligence Still in Lebanon"--headline, Washington Post, April 27

Well, it is certainly not in Damascus.

"Man Who Put Mom in Freezer Had Odd History"--headline, Associated Press, April 26

I would say he has an odd present too!

"Ho Chi Minh Still a Giant in Vietnam"--headline, Associated Press, April 27

This just in, Francisco Franco is still Dead.

"Jason Lorenti's Death Inspires Friends to Bring Drunk Driving to Stamford High Students"--headline, Stamford (Conn.) Advocate, April 27

With inspirations like that, who needs bad role models?

And now for a bonus Quote:

"We're going to do something. We're not going to do nothing."--John Kerry

WOW!  Right up there with Harry Truman's "The buck stops here!".  Only this time "The English stops here!"