Daily Dose of the Weird and Whacky

Headlines

Published on April 26, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"CLARIFICATION: Sinners Unhappy With New Pope"--headline, Grand Forks (N.D.) Herald, April 22

Well, duh! Sinners are going to hate being told they have sinned!

"Bad Gym Beam Sends Students Home Early"--headline, KYTV Web site (Springfield, Mo.), April 22

Kids should not be drinking in school anyway!

"Bush, Saudi Prince Talking Crude in Texas"--headline, FoxNews.com, April 25

Good to know they can have some real man talk, instead of watching their Ps and Qs.

"Study: Research Worth the Money"--headline, Tallahassee (Fla.) Democrat, April 25

Isnt that akin to the fox watching the Hen house? Of course a study is going to justify its cost!

"Exploding Toads Baffle Experts"--headline, Agence France-Presse, April 24

They blew up! What is so baffling about that?

"Men Are Minority in Grade Schools"--headline, Daily Press (Hampton, Va.), April 24

Maybe because most of the people in grade school are CHILDREN???????

Comments

foreverserenity

on Apr 27, 2005

You got me with these doc - LOL!!!

foreverserenity

on Apr 27, 2005

"Men Are Minority in Grade Schools"--headline, Daily Press (Hampton, Va.), April 24

Maybe because most of the people in grade school are CHILDREN???????

Especially this one!!!

Dr Guy

on Apr 27, 2005

Especially this one!!!

Who me? naw, I got out of grade school 7 years ago. I am only 48 now!

foreverserenity

on Apr 27, 2005

got out of grade school 7 years ago. I am only 48 now!

Trudygolightly

on Apr 27, 2005

"Men Are Minority in Grade Schools"--headline, Daily Press (Hampton, Va.), April 24

Maybe because most of the people in grade school are CHILDREN???????
This one got me laffing so hard I had to wipe my eyes!
"Exploding Toads Baffle Experts"--headline, Agence France-Presse, April 24

They blew up! What is so baffling about that?

, they're trying too hard to figure it out huh?
Thanks for finding these gems!

tie dyed

on Apr 28, 2005

If I remember correctly, there was a recall on all Toads v1.1 for this problem. It was announced on the DOT (Dept of Toad) news feed some time back.
All the previous "bad" toads were supposed to be replaced with v2.0, which had the newer gas bag anti-explosion devices already attached at the factory.
If you have any v1.1 Toads left, you are encouraged to immediately return them to your approved Toad service center to have those changes made. Please be advised that the manufacturer will NOT warranty any toads other than the model/type currently shown to be affected. The Toads that are affected are v1.1 and have serial numbers ending in LS-XX-0023-XXXX-XXXX.

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