Daily Dose of Whacky Headlines

Dr.'s Order - Laugh

Published on April 25, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"El Pasoans Hear Bells From Hotel Near Vatican"--headline, El Paso (Texas) Times, April 20

Them El Pasoans must have damn good ears!

"The clash between the 100-mile-long iceberg and the 40-mile-long glacier near McMurdo station on the North Antarctic coast was first predicted by scientists in late December."--Associated Press, April 20

Can Someone point me to the Southern coast of Antartica?

"Senate Nixes Navy Plan to Mothball Kennedy"--headline, Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk), April 21

Guess he was already too pickled!

"Rover Inquiry Calls for New Watchdog"--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), April 18

Dogs have job standards?

Comments

foreverserenity

on Apr 25, 2005

Cute, my fav one is the El Pasoans!

Dr Guy

on Apr 25, 2005

Cute, my fav one is the El Pasoans!

Hey! I am closer and I did not hear the bells!

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