Seems our friends in California have discovered a cure for obesity through impotence!

This is a great discovery as they are actually taking care of 2 problems with one procedure!  Over population AND soaring health insurance costs!

From the Article in the Pacific Northwest Medical Journal:

Beginning last November, the city of San Francisco began a program whereupon clinically obese men between the ages of 18 and 55 could undergo a procedure whereupon approximately 1/2 an inch is removed from each vas and the ends are sealed--commonly referred to as a vasectomy--completely free of charge. The overwhelming turnout led the State of California to follow suit, and now California is the first state in the Union to offer state-funded vasectomies to men who have been diagnosed as obese. . . .

By offering such a highly effective form of birth control freely to men who, by clinical diagnosis, have been deemed genetically inferior to the normalized median of homo sapien development, such a gene line would effectively be eliminated.

Since this is California, I have to ask Moderateman why you guys have been hoarding this secret from the rest of the country?

Obviously, this procedure only works on men, but hey!  A 2fer.  Lose weight and no more kids!  Great idea!