"Starvation Not Painful, Experts Say: Many report euphoric state"--headline, and subheadline, Fort Wayne (Ind.) Journal Gazette, March 24

Wow, I did not know we had experts at starving to death.  Wonder how many times they have done it?

"Sleep Apnea Kills at Night, Study Says"--headline, Boston Globe, March 24

And here I thought it only killed when you were awake.  Shazaaam!

"Britain Will Never Again Go to War on Intelligence"--headline, Scotsman, March 24

Guess the dumbing down of America has been exported to England.

"Re-Opened Death Ride 'Is Safe' "--headline, BBC Web site, March 23

Does that mean it is a safe way to die?

" 'Desperate Housewives' Actor Has Baby Girl"--headline, Associated Press, March 22

That should be front page!  Now men can really enjoy the joys of child Birth!

"Employees Next on Chopping Block"--headline, Tribune (San Luis Obispo, Calif.), March 22

That must be a real morale booster!  At least they wont starve to death.

"Scouts Help Moose With Eggs"--headline, Sonoma (Calif.) Index-Tribune, March 22

Moose lay eggs?  Welll garrrrleeee!