Today's Daily Dose of Whacky Headlines

The lighter side of the News

Published on March 23, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Rice Arrives in China"--headline, Asian News International, March 20

Isn't that like shipping sand to the Middle East?

"Early Classes Could Deprive Teens of Sleep, Experts Say"--headline, KVOA Web site (Tucson, Ariz.), March 21

We need Experts to tell us that? WOW! I guess Johnny really cant think!

"Hitler Was Personally Behind Holocaust, Book Says"--headline, Reuters, March 22

Can I get a D? D

Can I get a U? U

Can I get an H? H

What does that spell? DUH

"GM Plans to Cut Salaried Staff; Overhaul Looms"--headline, The Wall Street Journal (link for subscribers), March 21

No wonder they dont do well in crash tests. Cars made of Yarn?

"Primates Divided Over Royal Wedding"--headline, Church of England Newspaper, March 18

Monkeys vote in England?

"Austrlian MP Loses Long Lost Son"--headline, BBC Web site, March 21

Damn, lost him again! You think he could keep up with the poor tyke!

Comments

Cordelia

on Mar 23, 2005

The first one especially made me laugh out loud.

Thanks for the laugh!

Dr Guy

on Mar 23, 2005

Wait a sec, I thought that was Bush! (Oops, wrong website, I thought this was DU for a moment there....you know, all those retardedly breathless headlines...)

No, wasn't there an article today about the 1000 connections between Bush and Hitler? I think I saw it, but did not read it. The DU is always trying to infiltrate other sites.

couchman

on Mar 23, 2005

Damm funny article.....good eye for news clippings.....I probably would have pssed them by without a second glance.......

island_gurl12

on Mar 23, 2005

Hahah, that was hilarious! What are they thinking when they write the titles?? lol

NJforever

on Mar 23, 2005

There really should be a new job with newspapers....making sure the headlines aren't stupidly hilarious like this.

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