WE Welcome Diversity

More Idiocy from the Loony Loopy Luddite Left

Published on March 10, 2005 By Dr Guy In Current Events

(Editors note: The Loony Loopy Luddite Left does not apply to all people with left wing ideologies. Just the looniest, loopiest, most luddite ones).

Seems a quaint little resort in Oregon has that as its motto. But check out who is not welcome:

FOR REASONS OF HEALTH & SAFETY OCEAN HAVEN CANNOT ACCOMMODATE SMOKERS, PETS, FOLKS TRAVELING IN A HUMMER, OR FOLKS WHO VOTED FOR BUSH & HIS NATURE DESTRUCTIVE POLICIES

Dont know about you, but that sounds like about 75% of the population. Guess there Idea of diversity is to have Ralph Nader and Mikey Moore on the same stage!

Comments

ParaTed2k

on Mar 10, 2005

What they really mean is, "We welcome diversity... as long as you look, think and act like us!"

It kind of reminds me of the barmaid in the "Bob' s Country Bunker" on The Blues Brothers.

"We have both kind of music... Country AND Western!" ;~D

Dr Guy

on Mar 10, 2005

"We have both kind of music... Country AND Western!" ;~D

Exactly! We have Moderate whackos and Liberal Whackos. But no sane people need apply!

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