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Published on January 15, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

On Red Sea crossing:

WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE

Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

On David vs. Goliath:

HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION

Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:

FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY

400 Killed

On the birth of Christ:

HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS

Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On feeding the 5,000:

PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH

Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

On healing the 10 lepers:

LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED

"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy

On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:

MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE

Local Farmer's Investment Lost

On raising Lazarus from the dead:

FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK

Will Reading to be Delayed

 


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on Jan 18, 2005
On Lazurus being raised from the dead....

Undertakers suspect foul play...threaten strike

on Jan 18, 2005

Reply #31 By: Manopeace - 1/18/2005 3:15:12 PM
Reply #30 By: Zoomba - 1/18/2005 3:05:02 PM


Zoomba,. you should have written a whole list yourself!  OMG! ROFL!


Mano, is that the Local 666 Undertakers Guild? 

on Jan 18, 2005
Mano, is that the Local 666 Undertakers Guild?


No...that local deals only with British nobility.
on Jan 18, 2005
I'm bored at work so I've been typing these as they came to mind. I should compile these all into my own list and see what else I can do with it

Sure beats doing application design
on Jan 18, 2005

I'm bored at work so I've been typing these as they came to mind. I should compile these all into my own list and see what else I can do with it

Sure beats doing application design


If you do, please post a link here so I can find it quick!


Just got another one from a friend:


Or everyone being decendents of Adam and Eve


"World Gene Pool needs a New Filter"

on Jan 18, 2005
I think I've got a good idea on how to expand this whole thing... we've got the headlines, but lack the articles. How would the stories of the bible sound if they were written by the sensationalist journalists of today? How would the whole thing read if it was as a serial set for a saturday newspaper? Hrrm... I may have to play with this some.
on Jan 18, 2005
oh my God I am so glad I revisited this post.... I almost peed myself from laughter..

speaking of laughter ... comiedian forces man to laugh to much causeing rupture, man sues for cruel and unusual punishment
on Jan 18, 2005
speaking of laughter ... comiedian forces man to laugh to much causeing rupture, man sues for cruel and unusual punishment


That kind of reminds me of me when I worked in the ambulance. Nothing was more fun than getting a patient with belly pain to laugh!!! ;~D

((((As long as the patient was not critical of course. I may be a bit twisted, but a sadist I am not! ;~D))))
on Jan 19, 2005

I think I've got a good idea on how to expand this whole thing... we've got the headlines, but lack the articles. How would the stories of the bible sound if they were written by the sensationalist journalists of today? How would the whole thing read if it was as a serial set for a saturday newspaper? Hrrm... I may have to play with this some.

I want to read that!  Good luck.  I will be looking for it!

on Jan 19, 2005
please write so a 71 yr. old and not with it will understand. this new termenolgy is beond my vocab and no dictionary to look it up. it reminds me of a 3yr harvard student with his nose in the air and his ass so far behind him he can't be noticed
on Jan 19, 2005
Oh i love them headlines!!!! And Zoomba, please, please, please DO write the articles, i cant wait!!!!
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