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Published on January 15, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

On Red Sea crossing:

WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE

Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

On David vs. Goliath:

HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION

Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:

FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY

400 Killed

On the birth of Christ:

HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS

Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On feeding the 5,000:

PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH

Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

On healing the 10 lepers:

LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED

"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy

On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:

MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE

Local Farmer's Investment Lost

On raising Lazarus from the dead:

FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK

Will Reading to be Delayed

 


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on Jan 18, 2005
What headline would you find for Adam and Eve being tempted by the serpent? he he...


Snake attack at nudist colony
on Jan 18, 2005
AHAHAHAHAAAAAA.......Mano you're killing me!!!!!!!!
on Jan 18, 2005
What headline would you find for Adam and Eve being tempted by the serpent?


God kicks patrons out of Eden: Vegetarianism is blasphemy, God claims
on Jan 18, 2005

What headline would you find for Adam and Eve being tempted by the serpent?


Couple blame innocent serpent for their crime.  PETA Outraged.

on Jan 18, 2005
PETA Outraged.


OK...now I'm confused... what is PETA??? It's obviously not our bread like I thought you meant.
on Jan 18, 2005
God Forbids Eating of Apples
Horticulturists Outraged
on Jan 18, 2005
PETA = People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals... big annoying animal rights group.

Some guy a few years back when the web was first catching on registered peta.org before PETA could and put up a page for the People for the EATING of Tastey Animals Sadly, he lost the site in a court ruling and PETA got it back.
on Jan 18, 2005

On Moses parting the waters (redux):


Water Diversion causes Massive Fish Kill, Revolutionaries Fined for Environmental Damage


On Joshua bringing down the walls of Jericho:


Use of Sonic Weapon Deemed in Violation of International Accords; Insurgent Joshua told to Surrender or Face Sanctions.

on Jan 18, 2005
On Manna falling from heaven

Man Killed By Air-born Bread
Bakers under investigation

On Jesus' relationship with Mary Magdeline (sp?)
Prominent Religious Leader Seen Entering House of Prostitute
Cries of "OH GOD! OH GOD!" heard through walls
on Jan 18, 2005
On Manna falling from heaven

Man Killed By Air-born Bread
Bakers under investigation

On Jesus' relationship with Mary Magdeline (sp?)
Prominent Religious Leader Seen Entering House of Prostitute
Cries of "OH GOD! OH GOD!" heard through walls
on Jan 18, 2005

Some guy a few years back when the web was first catching on registered peta.org before PETA could and put up a page for the People for the EATING of Tastey Animals Sadly, he lost the site in a court ruling and PETA got it back.


Yes, that was Sad!  The court had no sense of humor!

on Jan 18, 2005

Zoomba and Gideon,


Great ones!  I did not know this would develop into a contest, but I sure am loving it!

on Jan 18, 2005
On wandering the desert for 40 years:
Moses... Typical Man
Refuses to ask for directions for 40 years

On everyone being descendents of Adam & Eve:
Word of God: Incest IS Best
West Virginia Rejoices

On the crucifixion:
Carpenter's Son Gets Nailed

On Christ' return 3 days after death
Disciples See Dead Leader, Claim End of the World is Near
A young Marvin Cooley seen on corner with "END TIMES" Sign
on Jan 18, 2005

Reply #28 By: Zoomba - 1/18/2005 2:27:39 PM


OMG!  Stop! Stop!  My Sides are aching!


No, more more!  These are great!


on Jan 18, 2005
On Jesus turning water to wine
Local Vinyards Cry Foul Over Unfair Competition
Weekly AA Meeting Strangly Empty

Sodom & Gamora Demolished
Planning Begins for Las Vegas

On the Ark of the Covenant:
God In A Box!
Infinite Cosmic Power! Itty Bitty Living Space

On Moses on the Mount:
Lost Leader Climbs Mountain, Talks to Flaming Shrub, Comes Back Stoned

On Jesus' Treatment at the hand of the Romans (I'm sorry, I just can't resist this one)
Prisoner Tortured By Guards
Roman supporters discount as liberal propeganda... The Gauls surrenders just to be safe
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