For those of you not blessed to live in the old Dominion, but perhaps are familiar with childrens books, remember "Misty of Chincoteague"?  Well it was about a little girl and a pony.

And it is kind of true!  Every year, the VFD out on Chicoteague herds a bunch of ponies from Assateague to the mainland to auction off for their funds to work with.

But now we have a scandal!  Seems some people want to destroy the tradition!  How do you aks and how evil could these people be?

Well, I am glad you asked and I will tell you! They want to turn Assateague into a (SHOCK! OMG! FAINT) Nudist colony!

I mean, you can have your nudist colony where ever you want, but who is going to buy Pink ponies that have seen these nudists in the raw so to speak?

A Pink Pony?  There goes the pony market!

Leave Assateague to the Ponies!  Fight against making the ponies blush! Join Assateague Bureau against Revealing Ends! (ASS BARE for you hard of spelling!)