One thing I cannot stand are reporters acting like they are the news, instead of reporting it.  The latest episode was (of course) on MSNBC, where Contessa Brewer was lecturing the congressman (Mo Brooks, R-AL) on the debt ceiling.  That he dared to disagree with her was an afront to her stardom!  So she demanded "Do you have a degree in Economics?".

His reply is priceless "Yes ma'am I do.  Highest Honors".  Harpoon that white whale Captain Ahab!  He just scored a direct hit on Moby Dick (Contessa Brewer)!