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Published on November 19, 2004 By Dr Guy In Politics

2008 Presedential Candidate Qualification Test

Time Limit: 3 Years

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian

Empire with particular reference to architecture,

literature, law and social conditions -OR- Give the

first name of Michael Moore .

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge

____ ( sail the ocean

____ (c) lead an army or

____ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)

____ (a) Jewish

____ ( Catholic

____ (c) Libertarian

____ (d) Polish

____ (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and

the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given?

(approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?

____ (a) Westerners

____ ( Southerners

____ (c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

Bush: __________________________

Bush: __________________________

Clinton: __________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the

last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

For an extra point name a President named George

11. Where does rain come from?

____ (a) Macy's

____ ( Kmart

____ (c) Canada

____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

____ (a) yes

____ ( no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem

for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic

Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building

located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?

____ (a) New York

____ ( Florida

____ (c) Canada

____ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many

apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency

began when (approximately)?

____ (a) B.C

____ ( A.D.

Signed _______________________

When completed please mail to the appropriate National Party Chairman.


Comments
on Nov 19, 2004
Hilarious! Should've put a 4 year time limit on it!
on Nov 19, 2004
Republican test, please spell potato. Can you name any other leader of any other country in the world?
on Nov 19, 2004

Reply By: whoman69Posted: Friday, November 19, 2004
Republican test, please spell potato. Can you name any other leader of any other country in the world?

Just for you, Potatoe.  And isnt Chirac Premier of Canada?

on Nov 19, 2004
Addendum to Republican test:

Spell GED.
Spell NRA.

What Spanish word can you make from those letters? Figure it out and that's the size mistake your "hard-working" leader made.
on Nov 19, 2004
This was funny, Dr.Guy.
on Nov 19, 2004
I like political humor. Most conservatives do, in my experience. Laughter cleanses the soul, after all.

Liberals... they suffer the humor and play along, but that's about it (apdelong). The anger just never quite goes away. Too bad.

But I like the little anagram quiz - good one.

Cheers,
Daiwa
on Nov 19, 2004
Lol funny!

I like political humor. Most conservatives do, in my experience. Laughter cleanses the soul, after all.

Liberals... they suffer the humor and play along, but that's about it (apdelong). The anger just never quite goes away. Too bad.


I have known quite a few with no humor. I also saw some liberals with no humor.

Hmm I didn't know that I "suffer humor and play along" then "The anger just never quite goes away"...
on Nov 19, 2004
if the Republicans had this kind of test, McCain would be President
on Nov 19, 2004

2008 Presedential Candidate Qualification Test


i KNEW bush musta had a hand in this.

on Nov 20, 2004
i KNEW bush musta had a hand in this.


Another point to kingbee.

Cheers,
Daiwa
on Nov 27, 2004

Spell GED.
Spell NRA.

What Spanish word can you make from those letters? Figure it out and that's the size mistake your "hard-working" leader made

I only toock french, so I figure it is Petite.

Am I right?

on Nov 27, 2004

i KNEW bush musta had a hand in this.

Nah!  It was from the conspiratoralist.  They wanted to make sure they ran a candidate that could win, without a recount.

on Nov 27, 2004
This was hillarious. Well done.
on Nov 27, 2004
i KNEW bush musta had a hand in this.


That is why it's a good thing that Cheney does everything