Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
Published on July 9, 2007 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Steep Drop in Death Among Diabetic Men"--headline, WebMD.com, June 18

Good news!  Become Diabetic and you may not die!

"Google Pushes 100-mpg Car"--headline, CNNMoney.com, June 19

Mine gets over 100mpg when I push it too!

"New York City Pays $29,000 for Arresting Topless Woman"--headline, CNN.com, June 18

She must have had some pair of hooters!

"Baby Swallows Found Dead"--headline, Union (Grass Valley, Calif.), June 19

Moral: Dont let baby swallow?????

"Gay Divorcee Gets Rights of Visitation"--headline, New York Sun, June 19

Fred can visit Ginger now?

"Bernstein: Clintons Would Operate Joint Presidency"--headline, New York Sun, June 20

But they would not inhale.

"WTO Talks Collapse Two Days Early"--headline, Los Angeles Times, June 22

If you plan to fail, do it 2 days early.

"Carrots, Not Sticks, Will Curb Water Use"--headline, Times Colonist (Victoria, British Columbia), June 21

Carrots have always tasted better anyway.

"Hotter Weather Forecast for Much of US This Summer"--headline, Boston Globe, June 22

And the Hippy Dippy weatherman says - "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark tonight, turning to partly light in the morning."

"Two Top California Republicans Are Aliens"--headline, New York Sun, June 25

Alf and ET exposed.

"Three Quarters Believe Global Warming a 'Natural Occurrence' "--headline, Life Style Extra, June 26

2 half dollars and the dime believe otherwise.

"Albino Mountain Goat Spotted in Italy"--headline, Associated Press, June 25

Are the spots white too?

"Politically Connected Electrician Charged"--headline, Philadelphia Inquirer, June 26

Better than the energizer bunny - he is good for another campaign.

"Lawyer: Ex-Astronaut Didn't Wear Diaper"--headline, Associated Press, June 30

Donovan is going to be soooooo disappointed.


Comments
on Jul 09, 2007
"Steep Drop in Death Among Diabetic Men"--headline, WebMD.com, June 18
Good news! Become Diabetic and you may not die!


I was thinking more. Diebetics don't stand too close or you'll fall in!

"Google Pushes 100-mpg Car"--headline, CNNMoney.com, June 19
Mine gets over 100mpg when I push it too!

he he

Moral: Dont let baby swallow?????


Mama always said, "Chew your food"

thanks for the chuckle doc
on Jul 09, 2007
I was thinking more. Diebetics don't stand too close or you'll fall in!




Mama always said, "Chew your food"


Scientist prove mama right!
on Jul 09, 2007
Good ones as usual

"Hotter Weather Forecast for Much of US This Summer"--headline, Boston Globe, June 22


Long range forecasts predicting possible colder weather this Winter.
on Jul 09, 2007
Long range forecasts predicting possible colder weather this Winter.


The Hippy Dippy Weather man would be proud of you.
on Jul 11, 2007
Loved these Doc!
on Jul 11, 2007

Loved these Doc!

Glad I could oblige.