"Virgin Vows to Help Elephants in Kenya"--headline, Reuters, June 2

Another sacrafice for a good cause.

"Bull Run Faces Test"--headline, CNNMoney.com, June 3

It is Manassas!  No wonder they are re-testing it.  Cant even get the name right.

"Two jailed after bridge built by blind man collapses" --headline, Reuters, June 11

The builder saw nothing wrong with it.

"Health officials looking for two dangerous mosquitoes" --headline, LaCrosse Tribune, June 7

They are out for blood!

"Calif. Woman Found With 120 Pet Rats"--headline, Associated Press, June 6

Is that what they call California legislators.......

"Heavy Rains Force Shellfish Closures"--headline, Newsday (Long Island, N.Y.), June 5

Guess they clammed up.

"Scientists Move Closer to Turning Skin Cells Into Tissues"--headline, New York Times, June 6

Kleenex declares bankruptcy.

"Protesters Protest Ordinance Limiting Counter-Protests"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, June 7

Would that be a counter-counter Protest?

"Richardson Sure He Will 'Break Out' "--headline, Denver Post, June 10

New book: Acne at 50 - and how to treat it.

"China Hits Back, Rejects U.S. Nuts"--headline, Philadelphia Inquirer, June 10

Presidential candidates upset with travel ban.

"Man Chokes Attacking Bobcat" --headline, Foxnews, June 20

He should have had his wheaties.

"Rice Engineered to Carry Cholera Vaccine"--headline, Associated Press, June 11

Condoleeza Nightingale.

"Police Shoot to Kill First Woman"--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), June 12

Contract out on Eve.  Believed to be armed and dangerous.  Anonymoussss Tipsssssttter ratted her out.