(With thanks to Zoo who did a great job in my high ate us)

"20-Year-Old Missing After Heavy Rains, Flooding in Ark."--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 15

Noah should keep better track of his sons!

"Town Searching for Police Chief"--headline, Concord (N.H.) Monitor, Jan. 12

You know you are in trouble when even the Police Chief gets lost!

"Exploding Pumps Recalled"--headline, Health24.com, Jan. 12

"Ah, the blow up so young!"

"ASEAN Leaders Agree to Put Teeth Into Group"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 12

Dentist retires on windfall profits!

"UK Government Is Failing Sex Workers"--headline, British Medical Journal press release, Jan. 11

At least England knows that all politicians are just prostitutes!  And bad ones at that!

"Police Identify Injured in Murfreesboro Apartment Shooting"--headline, Tennessean, Jan. 15

"Yea, that is the one.  The one with the bullet hole."

"Crime Victims Need Notification"--headline, Paris (Texas) News, Jan. 16

"Mrs. Smith?  You in Trouble girl! You have been ripped off!"

"Humane Society Says Watch Pets in Cold"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Jan. 16

 "Mommy, Mommy!  Look, Fido is turning to ice!"

"Ole Miss Alcohol Study Group to Finish Jan. 23"--headline, Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal, Jan. 16

{Hic} That was some stushy group! {Hic}

"Sheriff: Crimes May Mar Image"--headline, Clarion-Ledger (Jackson, Miss.), Jan. 19

"It is a great place to live!  Except for the muggings, robberies and murders!  But a Great place!"

"Golden Gate Bridge Suicides Rise Sharply"--headline, KPIX-TV Web site (San Francisco), Jan. 19

WOW!  Defying Gravity!  I guess they die from lack of oxygen?