"Bush Agrees to 6-Year Deal With Saints"--headline. Associated Press, July 30

What happened to the separation of Church and state?

"Kennedy Work Puts Hazard on the Road"--headline, Chicago Tribune, July 31

I would be more worried about the water hazard.

"Congolese Vote to End War and Chaos"--headline, Reuters, July 29

I wonder how many voted to keep war and chaos?

"Seven Indonesians Do Not Have Bird Flu"--headline, Medical News Today, Aug. 3

The other 200m are out of luck I guess.

"Cooler Air Brings Relief From Heat Wave"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 4

So that is how you break a heat wave.  Will wonders never cease!

"S.F.'s Homeless Aging on the Street"--headline, San Francisco Chronicle, Aug. 4

The people in homes are aging too!

"Why Do Prisoners Keep Breaking Out?"--headline, "Good Morning America" section, ABCNews.com, Aug. 5

To get to the other side?

"Travellers Are Cautioned to Be Aware of French Donkeys That Are Derailing Trains"--headline, Polish Outlook, August 2006

Maybe they should put the donkeys in Uniform so they would have a real army!