Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
Published on August 9, 2006 By Dr Guy In Blogging

Thanks to Gideon MacLeish for the inspiration!

OK, I will admit it.  I never was a car jock!  I can change the oil, and thanks to my cousin, tune (basic) a car.  But I never was into tweaking and tuning and that stuff.

But I am a guy.  So somethings come naturally to me.  I have drive a stick since I started driving.  Never owned an Auto (except with wives), and I know what cars are supposed to sound like.  I am "in-tune".

Back when I was first married to my now ex, all we had was my Toyota stick.  She could not drive it (just to show you this is not a sexist blog, my sister drives 18 wheelers!  So I know women can).  I tried teaching her, but she would shift from 4th to 3rd while accelerating on an Interstate! (I said it was a Toyota!).  My nerves were shot!  But destiny called!

I was sent to California on a Business trip.  just before I left, my Cousin asked if he could practice on my stick as his new job was driving a delivery van - stick!

Sure!  Under one condition!  You help my wife learn!  No problem says he!  I said hehe.

A week later (Christmas eve 1978 actually) I return, and my Aunt (My cousin's mother) picks me up at the airport and takes me to their house.  My wife is there she says.  Good!  Besides, my Aunt always had a Christmas eve party, so no harm no foul!

We had some Egg nog (they did actually, cant stand the stuff!), and we had a good time, but as I had just red eyed from California, I wanted to go home to bed.  So we parted early.

With joyful good-byes I took my wife and got into our car.  Started it up, and drove down the corner.  And stopped at the stop sign.

Skroiiiiinnkk!  OMG!  SO I ask her, how long has it been doing this?

Since you left....

And you did not get the brakes checked?

I did not know there was anything wrong......

HeyZeus and OMG, but cant a woman tell that a Skroiiiinnnk is not normal?

Apparently not!  While I am car ignorant, it appears that the women in my life are more so! (let me tell you about my sister and some spilled oil on the engine and an hysterical "My car is ruined!")

O yea!  No wonder guys are such car freaks.  We have to be when we marry our wives!

(P.s.  Brakes and rotors had to be replaced.)


Comments
on Aug 09, 2006
I've known a few guys who weren't too bright when it came to their cars either.

Your story reminds me of that one episode of the Tim Taylor show (the Tool Time thing, I forget the show's title now), where the wife ignored the oil light thinking if it was really bad it should get brighter or something.
on Aug 09, 2006

the wife ignored the oil light thinking if it was really bad it should get brighter or something.

Um, that was my other sister!

on Aug 09, 2006
I always think that the magic car fairy will come and make that sound go away. Ignorance is bliss until it won't start, then we have a problem. I am waiting for the magic garbage disposal fairy at the moment.
on Aug 09, 2006
I know enough to know when I should not be driving it. And, I know I need power steering fluid, but I don't know how to put it in.
on Aug 09, 2006
#4 by Jythier
Wed, August 09, 2006 6:35 PM




I know enough to know when I should not be driving it. And, I know I need power steering fluid, but I don't know how to put it in.


1. Raise hood

2. Remove cap from power steering pump

3. Open bottle

4. Tip bottle over opening in pump.

5. Wait for gravity to do the rest.
on Aug 09, 2006

always think that the magic car fairy will come and make that sound go away. Ignorance is bliss until it won't start, then we have a problem. I am waiting for the magic garbage disposal fairy at the moment.

Ok, Nancy!  come clean!  That is really you!

on Aug 09, 2006

HAHAHA.

My best friend's car ( in hs) started knocking......we just turned up the radio and it went away!

That car didn't last long.heh

on Aug 10, 2006

I know enough to know when I should not be driving it. And, I know I need power steering fluid, but I don't know how to put it in.

I actually learned that the hard way.  So, Yea, I can add hydraulic fluid for clutch or steering.

on Aug 10, 2006

5. Wait for gravity to do the rest.

Yep! But dont forget to replace cap when finished.

on Aug 10, 2006

My best friend's car ( in hs) started knocking

Must have been the squirrells asking for some food and water.

on Aug 10, 2006
When my wife and I were still dating she drove a jacked up Susuki. Not only did it have 9 inches of lift (yeah I know) but it was all 'jacked up'. The welded on an extension for the shifter and you had to know the secret to change the gears.

One night she came in and said her vehicle was running really bad and asked me what the gravy bowl light on her car meant because it had been on for the last week and a half. I told her to run down to the auto parts store and ask them for gravy and then get them to show you where to put it. (no I didn't, but I wanted to)

We did go to the auto parts store and get her some 'gravy' ... enginge gravy.
on Aug 10, 2006

We did go to the auto parts store and get her some 'gravy' ... enginge gravy.

Good way to wear out an engine real fast! Gravy...

on Aug 10, 2006
We did go to the auto parts store and get her some 'gravy' ... enginge gravy.


That is hilarious. Almost as bad as when I first drove and didn't know how to pump gas and was too embarrassed to ask anyone. I just drove from gas station to gas station hoping that the next one would work. (I didn't know you had to flip that thing up for it to work. I would just put the nozzle in the car, push what grade and wait and nothing).
on Aug 10, 2006
There is that national radio car show called ...

A woman called up that had gone to the gas station and had pulled up her car to the pump stand. She found the gas nozzle did fit into her pipe so stopped and thought for a second.

She picked up the nozzle again again carefully held it just above the pipe opening and poured it in gingerly being very proud of herself for figuring out a solution.

She got half way through when the station guy came over and said "Umm Mam, why are you pouring truck diesel into your car?"

She was then on the horn with the radio car guys trying to figure out a way she could save the engine without her husband knowing.

(I quickly stopped listening and went to see if my wife was on the phone with them, but she was not.)