"A Warmer World May, or May Not, Be Wetter"--headline, USA Today, May 30

I heard it may or may not be drier too.

"Dollar Falls Amid Speculation of Snow Replacement"--headline, MarketWatch.com, May 30

Would that be rain or hail?

"Venus Plots Path Back Into Top 10"--headline, Reuters, May 29

Since there are only 9 planets, aren't they all in the top 10?

"Ancient rock art may depict supernova" -- Headline, CNN, June 5

Was that before Classical rock?

"Butt Police Issue $2,700 in Fines"--headline, Australian Associated Press, May 31

Uh,oh!  TasT now has a police force working on them bad butts!

"Woman Hit by Lightning While Praying"--headline, Associated Press, May 30

Maybe she was asking for too much?

"Corn Farmers Say Supply Crunch From Ethanol Is Just Fine"--headline, Associated Press, May 30

But does it stay crunchy in milk?

"Cartoon, CNN Sue Cablevision"--headline, Multichannel News, May 30

Representing the Plaintiffs - Elmer Fudd. "Hehehehehehe. I am going to get that Wabbit!"

"Intruder Shot After Breaking Into Boring Woman's Home"--headline, KATU-TV Web site (Portland, Ore.), May 30

Was she interesting before the breakin?