Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Published on June 5, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Teens' Heavy Cellphone Use Could Signal Unhappiness, Study Finds"--headline, Los Angeles Times, May 24

Or it could signal good signals.

"80% of Little Ones Glued to TV"--headline, Washington Times, May 25

I hope they used Elmers and not Epoxy.

"Law Professor Sale Says Enron Verdict Sends Warning"--headline, press release, University of Iowa, May 25

A little late to be selling Enron.

"Snow Likely to Leave in June: Sources"--headline, Reuters, May 25

I am glad I dont live there! I want snow out of here by April at the latest!

"Sex Offender Watch Coming"--headline, Los Angeles Times, May 26

Rolexes are not good enough any longer?

"Chimp Poop Reveals AIDS' Origin: Researchers"--headline, Reuters, May 25

You got to ask: Who came up with the bright idea of digging through Chimp poop?

"Murder Defendant Tries to Strangle Lawyer in Court"--headline, Reuters, May 25

He kind of convicted himself there!

"Digging Slows Search for Jimmy Hoffa"--headline, Reuters, May 25

Not digging would speed it up?

Comments

dynamaso

on Jun 06, 2006

"Snow Likely to Leave in June: Sources"--

In Australia, this is usually when the snow arrives...

"Chimp Poop Reveals AIDS' Origin: Researchers"--headline, Reuters, May 25

You got to ask: Who came up with the bright idea of digging through Chimp poop?

It would be a s#%t of a job (sorry, couldn't help it)

Dr Guy

on Jun 06, 2006

In Australia, this is usually when the snow arrives...

Yea, I keep forgetting you are going into Winter. Guess that was an Aussie headline?

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