"Greeks, Cypriots Slam Rice Comments on Turkey"--headline, Reuters, April 26

Was that with or without gravy?

"Iowa Deputies Seek Serial Vomit Dumper"--headline, Associated Press, April 25

These speciality jobs are getting a little too specialized!

"Experts Make Flatulence-Free Bean"--headline, BBC Web site, April 25

That is all fine and good, but I have never heard a bean fart.

"First Indian Skis to North Pole, Says It's Freezing"--headline, Agence France-Presse, April 26

He was expecting Maui perhaps?

"Dead Starfish Are Discovered in B.C."--headline, Associated Press, April 27

They are discovered in AD as well.

"Landlord: Bush's Parents Didn't Pay Rent"--headline, Associated Press, April 28

I thought the presidents for free use of the whitehouse???

"U.S. Seals Deal on Military Bases in Bulgaria"--headline, Reuters, April 28

How do they shuffle with their flippers?

"At-Risk Drinking Risky for Older Men"--headline, Reuters, April 27

Risky for younger men too!