Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Published on April 28, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Ark. Man Pleads Guilty to Cross-Burning"--headline, Associated Press, April 24

Noah's been hitting the wine again.

"Democrats Say Lieberman Too Close to Bush"--headline, Associated Press, April 24

So was Moses, but his was Burning.

"County Considers Trash Fine"--headline, Danville (Va.) Register & Bee, April 20

Should we donate ours to that county?

"SEIU President Supports Striking Janitors"--headline, Associated Press, April 22

That will teach them to leave water on the floor.

"Riley: Mom's Passing Won't Affect Playoffs"--headline, Associated Press, April 22

I guess he can bench her.

"Clintons Hang in the Smithsonian Gallery"--headline, NewsMax.com, April 24

I did not know perjury was a Capital crime.

"Bill Would Alert Neighbors of Sex Offender Group Homes"--headline, Associated Press, April 21

Is that the one in Chapaqua?

"Lawmaker Bought Farm With CEO Who Gained From Appropriations"--headline, The Wall Street Journal (link for subscribers), April 25

What corporate Jet crashed?

"North Pole Unnerved by Alleged Plot to Kill Students"--headline, FoxNews.com, April 25

That is why he has a naughty list.

Comments

MasonM

on Apr 28, 2006

island_gurl12

on Apr 28, 2006

Especially the two first ones, hehe! Oh make it the three first ones!

They should read their titles before posting their newspapers, i cant believe you find dozens of this each day, lol!

It's ok, brings a smile on our faces

SanChonino

on Apr 29, 2006

Ha ha ha ha! Your funny headlines article is always a fun read. Love 'em!

Thanks for surfing through the refuse of internet "news" to bring us this fun.

Dr Guy

on Apr 29, 2006

Reply By: MasonM

may your drive be less tedious with a laught to guide you!

Dr Guy

on Apr 29, 2006

They should read their titles before posting their newspapers, i cant believe you find dozens of this each day, lol!

Well, not each day. But 2-3 times a week! After all they are just editors.

Dr Guy

on Apr 29, 2006

Ha ha ha ha! Your funny headlines article is always a fun read. Love 'em!

The only problem is I miss so many! But glad you liked it.

MasonM

on Apr 29, 2006

THe best comedy writers wouldn't make this stuff up. Keep up the good work Guy

uDigItTheMost

on Apr 30, 2006

There are some real good ones in this bunch.

---"Democrats Say Lieberman Too Close to Bush"---

Have you ever seen Lieberman? I'm betting he hasn't been close to bush in years.

dynamaso

on May 01, 2006

Dr Guy

on May 01, 2006

THe best comedy writers wouldn't make this stuff up. Keep up the good work Guy

But the straightmen manage to do it very well.

Dr Guy

on May 01, 2006

Have you ever seen Lieberman? I'm betting he hasn't been close to bush in years.

Ouch! Remind me not to get in a dissing contest with you.

Dr Guy

on May 01, 2006

Reply By: dynamaso

Hope your day is not too hectic! Glad I could start it with a laugh.

Dynosoar

on May 01, 2006

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